PDFs in .NET, Inter-office Email Typos


PDFs in .NET - iTextSharp
We're managing our team-member experience profiles online in one application, and on Word with our DMS.  As you can imagine, keeping these things in sync has been a pain in the butt for years, but it's been low on my list until recently.  Thanks for a tip from Sean McCormack, I checked out iTextSharp, a PDF generation API for .NET that's mature & stable (GNU license)  (Sean was telling me nText, which may be a PDF generator, or it may just be a datatype in SQL update: he did mention it had been 2 years since he saw it and he may be wrong, but he knew it was a port from Java's iText). [Project Home]

I had no trouble learning how to use the API.  It's very intuitive, and getting at least this marketing bit under control will free up time & eliminate bottlenecks & inconsistencies, which is always cool.  Before I started throwing these things together though, I needed a couple good examples to work from...

Typos
So I sent a quick email request to one of our Marketing people, but not before proofreading... which is good, because had I not proofread what I hoped to send (“I'd like to get my hands on a few different profiles...”) , she would have received this: “I'd like to get my nads on a few different profiles”.

NADS!.. I don't know where my head is sometimes, but it seems there's always something funny there.

Gotta share: What do you call 2 men with no arms & no legs in the ocean???

Print | posted on Thursday, December 15, 2005 4:49 PM

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# re: PDFs in .NET, Inter-office Email Typos

left by Chris Brooks at 12/15/2005 8:44 PM Gravatar
Bobs?

# re: PDFs in .NET, Inter-office Email Typos

left by Brennan Stehling at 12/16/2005 12:35 PM Gravatar
The two guys... I'd like to know one is the Verizon "can you hear me now?" guy. And the other... Maybe Jared from the Subway ads.

# re: PDFs in .NET, Inter-office Email Typos

left by Sean McCormack at 12/16/2005 11:55 PM Gravatar
Yeah, yeah, yeah. iTextSharp...not nText. I did say it was the iText (Java) port. Doesn't that count?? :)

# re: PDFs in .NET, Inter-office Email Typos

left by Gerry at 12/17/2005 10:36 AM Gravatar
That was my lame-ass way of thanking you for getting me to where I needed to go (without dropping a grand for a commercial product).

The answer to the joke above can be viewed by hovering over the text. For some reason, it has more roflitude than any joke I remember ever hearing... Could be the same reason I think a nads typo is hilarious.
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