Pull Me Over

There must be a big magical freaking neon speed-gun bullseye sign hanging over every vehicle I drive, that can be seen by Milwaukee's finest from miles around.

I have no other explanation for the attention I get while cruising along with traffic in my wife's tan Mazda Protege (could you get more inconspicuous???)...  The cop literally had to pick his way through a speeding, swerving crowd of crazies to get a bead on me...... geez ...

Print | posted on Thursday, December 22, 2005 9:54 PM

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# re: Pull Me Over

left by Sean McCormack at 12/23/2005 9:38 AM Gravatar
I have yet to get out of a freakin' ticket, yet my wife manages to all the time.

I feel your pain...I've gotten two tickets in less than a year - and I was driving a mini-van both times!! If I was in a red corvette, I could understand...but what cop is looking for a mini-van?
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